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Metaquotes rocks my socks sometimes (quote by [livejournal.com profile] aurora_z and originally from here) :

"Me: Hey, cool it's raining! I'll have to be more careful when driving to work.
AZ (Arizona) DRIVERS: OH NOES!!! WHAT IS THIS EVIL SUBSTANCE THAT IS FALLING FROM THE SKY?!?

Me: Dude. Chill. It's rain.
AZ DRIVERS: THIS IS THE DEVIL'S WORK! *slow down to 30 mph*
Me: Um, speed limit's 45 there, buckaroo.
AZ DRIVERS: DEAR GOD, HOW EVER SHALL WE SURVIVE THIS APOCOLYPTIC WEATHER?!?
Me: *blinkblink* The... rain? It's barely sprinkling.
AZ DRIVERS: OMGWTFBBQ!!!!! *slow down to 25 mph*
Me: Oh my god, are you joking?
AZ DRIVERS: Let us pray."


Very nice meeting with a jr. high school teacher today who wants us to come to both the schools she works at. She told me she'd already talked a little bit about homosexuality to her students, and one exchange she related made me laugh. I love kids sometimes.
STUDENT : But for sex... a man and a woman - it fits together. *makes finger into hole gesture*
TEACHER : Y'know, sex isn't just that.
STUDENT : But they can't have babies!
TEACHER : Sex isn't just about babies. It's about pleasure.
STUDENT : *genuinely* You get pleasure from sex? I'm happy for you!


Funny translation of the week. For Robert & Collins, a "boombox" translates into "ghetto-blaster" in French. Which makes me laugh because I've never ever heard boomboxes referred to as "ghetto-blaster" in French, and mostly because the first time I heard of boomboxes was when I started going to Phillips, and Joss knows Phillips Academy Andover is so ghetto. *snorts*

That's it for today! Busy weekend ahead, and I got some nice B&W shots back from this summer, but as I have no scanner that doesn't really matter. Am also already tired of religious-related books (we're lucky enough that we have to read Milton's Paradise Lost on top of Genesis this semester), and I don't care it's necessary to know those texts to analyze later texts, even contemporary ones.


EDIT : Draco and Harry spice up their sex life, hilarious! Originally from that website. (Thanks to [livejournal.com profile] littlegothsin for the link!)

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